Ok, we didn’t even know they were making another Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie. Considering this one drops the “massacre”, maybe the story is actually a sequel to The Brave Little Toaster about a southern power tool on a journey across America to find the lumberjack that left him behind at a job.
Checking out the poster, we’ve decided that the movie is more likely about a family of deadly rednecks and one member that carves people into skin suits. Wow, Disney is really dark lately.
Disney gets darker everyday. Next Mickey will wear a hockey mask.