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Winners of the 2012 MTV MOVIE AWARDS

Ah the MTV movie awards, aka the Teenage Girl Choice Awards. Looks like The Hunger games is beginning to steal some of Twilight’s golden popcorn.

Movie of the Year
 Bridesmaids
The Hunger Games
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2
The Help
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 *WINNER

Best Male Performance
Daniel Radcliffe, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2
Ryan Gosling, Drive
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, 50/50
Josh Hutcherson, The Hunger Games *WINNER
Channing Tatum, The Vow

Best Female Performance
Jennifer Lawrence, The Hunger Games *WINNER
Kristin Wiig, Bridesmaids
Emma Stone, Crazy, Stupid, Love
Emma Watson, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2
Rooney Mara, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

Breakthrough Performance
Melissa McCarthy, Bridesmaids
Rooney Mara, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
Liam Hemsworth, The Hunger Games
Elle Fanning, Super 8
Shailene Woodley, The Descendants *WINNER

Best Cast
Bridesmaids
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2 *WINNER
The Hunger Games
21 Jump Street T
he Help

Best Kiss
Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone, Crazy, Stupid, Love
Rupert Grint and Emma Watson, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2
Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson, The Hunger Games
Rachel McAdams and Channing Tatum, The Vow
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 *WINNER

Best Fight
Daniel Radcliffe vs. Ralph Fiennes, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2
Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson vs. Alexander Ludwig, The Hunger Games *WINNER
Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill vs. Kid Gang, 21 Jump Street
Tom Hardy vs. Joel Edgerton, Warrior
Tom Cruise vs. Michelle Nyqvist, Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol

Best On-Screen Dirtbag
Bryce Dallas Howard, The Help
Jon Hamm, Bridesmaids
Jennifer Aniston, Horrible Bosses *WINNER
Colin Farrell, Horrible Bosses
Oliver Cooper, Project X

Best On-Screen Transformation
Elizabeth Banks, The Hunger Games *WINNER
Rooney Mara, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
Johnny Depp, 21 Jump Street
Michelle Williams, My Week With Marilyn
Colin Farrell, Horrible Bosses

Best Comedic Performance

Melissa McCarthy, Bridesmaids *WINNER

Kristen Wiig, Bridesmaids

Zach Galifianakis, The Hangover Part II

Jonah Hill, 21 Jump Street

Oliver Cooper, Project X



Best Gut-Wrenching Performance
Bridesmaids (Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Rose Byrne, Melissa McCarthy, Wendi McClendon-Covey and Ellie Kemper) *WINNER
The Help (Bryce Dallas Howard)
21 Jump Street (Jonah Hill and Rob Riggle)
Drive (Ryan Gosling)
Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol (Tom Cruise)

Best Music
“Party Rock Anthem,” LMFAO (21 Jump Street) *WINNER
“A Real Hero,” College & Electric Youth (Drive)
“The Devil Is in the Details,” Chemical Brothers (Hanna)
“Impossible,” Figurine (Like Crazy)
“Pursuit of Happiness,” Kid Cudi (Steve Aoki remix) (Project X)

(via Hollywood Reporter)

2012 MTV Movie Award Nominees Announced

We’ve found it hard to take the MTV Movie Awards seriously in the past, and no doubt, that is their goal (Channing Tatum, Best Male Performance?). But God bless MTV for giving neglected film genres their night in the spotlight.

Click here to vote for your favorites on MTV.com.

Movie of the Year:
Bridesmaids
The Hunger Games
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
The Help
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

Best Female Performance 
Emma Stone, Crazy, Stupid, Love.
Emma Watson, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
Jennifer Lawrence, The Hunger Games
Kristen Wiig, Bridesmaids
Rooney Mara, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

Best Male Performance 
Channing Tatum, The Vow
Daniel Radcliffe, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, 50/50
Josh Hutcherson, The Hunger Games
Ryan Gosling, Drive

Breakthrough Performance
Elle Fanning, Super 8
Melissa McCarthy, Bridesmaids
Liam Hemsworth, The Hunger Games
Rooney Mara, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
Shailene Woodley, The Descendants

Best Comedic Performance 
Jonah Hill, 21 Jump Street
Kristen Wiig, Bridesmaids
Melissa McCarthy, Bridesmaids
Oliver Cooper, Project X
Zach Galifianakis, The Hangover Part II

Best Cast 
21 Jump Street
Bridesmaids
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
The Help
The Hunger Games

Best On-Screen Transformation 
Colin Farrell, Horrible Bosses
Elizabeth Banks, The Hunger Games
Johnny Depp, 21 Jump Street
Michelle Williams, My Week With Marilyn
Rooney Mara, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

Best Fight 
Channing Tatum & Jonah Hill vs Kid Gang, 21 Jump Street
Daniel Radcliffe vs. Ralph Fiennes, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
Jennifer Lawrence & Josh Hutcherson vs. Alexander Ludwig, The Hunger Games
Tom Cruise vs. Michael Nyqvist, Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol
Tom Hardy vs. Joel Edgerton, Warrior

Best Kiss 
Channing Tatum & Rachel McAdams, The Vow
Jennifer Lawrence & Josh Hutcherson, The Hunger Games
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1
Rupert Grint & Emma Watson, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
Ryan Gosling & Emma Stone, Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Best Gut-Wrenching Performance 
21 Jump Street (Schmidt shoots Coach Walters in the d–k)
Bridesmaids (Food poisoning at the bridal shop)
Drive (Elevator beatdown)
The Help (Minny bakes a memorable pie)
Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol (Scaling a high-rise building)

Best On-Screen Dirtbag 
Bryce Dallas Howard, The Help
Colin Farrell, Horrible Bosses
Jennifer Aniston, Horrible Bosses
Jon Hamm, Bridesmaids
Oliver Cooper, Project X

Best Music 
“The Devil is in the Details,” Chemical Brothers, Hanna
“Impossible,” Figurine, Like Crazy
“Party Rock Anthem,” LMFAO, 21 Jump Street
“Pursuit of Happiness,” Kid Cudi (Steve Aoki Remix), Project X
“A Real Hero,” College with Electric Youth, Drive

(via Hypable)

Alternate HARRY POTTER 8 Pix Show Voldermort Could Have Had It Worse

Were you like us and thought the You-Know-Who got off too easily at the end of Deathly Hallows Part 2? Well, these pictures of an alternate take of Voldy’s death show that it could have been a bit different. Presumedly this was a bit too gory for the younger Potterheads. Whatever. I watched Nazi’s faces melting and exploding when I was 10 and I turned out ok.

More Creepiness from THE WOMAN IN BLACK

You’d think Harry Potter wouldn’t be as afraid of ghosts as he is in this new trailer for THE WOMAN IN BLACK, but he looks sincerely creeped out. Why doesn’t he just cast a…what? Daniel Radcliffe is playing a lawyer settling a haunted estate in this one? Oh, well it that case, I’d be wetting my pants too!

THE WOMAN IN BLACK comes out Feb. 3.

Hairy Potter and the Place of Three

So He Geek and She Geek took Buffy the GeekDog to the local PetSmart this weekend for the annual Howl-O-Ween photo op and costume contest. The picture they took sucked royally. We did a family picture and the dude got me and the missus, but cut off half of Buffy’s head in the shot. REALLY???

But the good thing was Buffy (and by extension, She Geek) took home third place in the costume contest for her hastily improvised Hairy Potter costume, cobbled together from a kid’s Gryffindor robe from Goodwill, a straight stick from the yard as a wand, and a whole mess of safety pins. Still She Geek, the new pageant mom, made it work.

2011 Spike TV Scream Award Winners – SPOILERS?

The 2011 Scream Awards were held last night, and the winners have been announced on Spike TV‘s website. However the actual award ceremony won’t be televised until Tuesday, October 18th. Not really sure what marketing genius helped devise that. But if you want to know the winners ahead of time and then pretend to be Shawn Spencer with your friends tomorrow night, read on!

The Ultimate Scream – Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
Best Science Fiction Movie – Super 8
Best Fantasy Movie – X-Men: First Class
Best Horror Movie – Let Me In
Best Thriller – Limitless
Best TV Show – Game of Thrones
Best Director – Darren Aronofsky, Black Swan
Best Scream-Play – Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
Best Chase Scene – Chase Through London in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Best Fantasy Actress – Natalie Portman, Black Swan
Best Fantasy Actor – Daniel Radcliffe, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
Best Science Fiction Actress – Milla Jovovich, Resident Evil: Afterlife
Best Science Fiction Actor – Matt Smith, Doctor Who
Best Horror Actress – Chloe Grace Moretz, Let Me In
Best Horror Actor – Alexander Skarsgård, True Blood

Best Villain – Ralph Fiennes, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

Best Superhero – Chris Evans as Captain America

Best Supporting Actress – Mila Kunis, Black Swan

Best Supporting Actor – Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones
Breakout Performance Male – Joe Manganiello, True Blood
Breakout Performance Female – Emilia Clarke, Game of Thrones

Best Cameo – Hugh Jackman, X-Men: First Class
Best Ensemble – True Blood
Most Memorable Mutilation – Scalped Alive By Motorboat, Piranha 3D
Fight Scene – Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Holy Sh!t Scene of the Year – Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

Best Independent Movie – Monsters
Best 3D Movie – Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Best F/X – Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

Best Graphic Novel or Comic Book – The Walking Dead
Best Comic Book Writer – Ed Brubaker, Captain America

Best Comic Book Artist – John Romita, Jr., Avengers, Kick-Ass 2
Best Comic Book Movie – Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

Most Anticipated Scream – The Dark Knight Rises

THE WOMAN IN BLACK Trailer

Yesterday we brought you just a sneak pic of Daniel Radcliffe’s new film The Woman In Black, and lo and behold, today we get the full teaser trailer. O Danny boy is loooking a bit grown up in this one. Granted there’s no dialogue in the trailer so we can’t get a good read, but visually, it looks pretty creepy.