From the “before they were famous” files, Chris “Captain America” Evans apparently had to take to talking to strange girls on an electronic phone in order to get a date, and even then he had to keep his identity a mystery. We wonder what happened to those other two mysterious suitors. (via Imgur)
Bartender? Moisture Farmer? Nerf herder? If you lived a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, how would you get by? This handy flowchart might help. I’m apparently suited to be a Death Star laser operator. I guess i can handle flipping switches easily enough…as long as I don’t think about a million voices…
Oh, the Whos you will be! DrFaustusAU (probably not his real or her real name) has a real knack for Seussical interpretations of pop culture, but the Doctor Who set is probably our favorite. Plus it even comes with a catchy verse! (via DeviantArt)
We, along with a few million others, were convinced to watch Seth Rogen’s The Interview based mainly on the controversy surrounding it. It was good, but it was missing that certain something. That…North Korean propagandist slant that we love in all our films. Luckily, YouTuber MrStratman7 is here to correct that for us. (via JoBlo)
Poor John McClane. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time. But if anyone can survive getting stuck between two rival alien species, it’s everyone’s favorite wife-beater-clad cop! Check out this great mashsup by YouTuber ChiefBrodyRules titled Die Hard: Aliens Vs Predator. (via JoBlo)
Someone thought it would be a good idea to build a baby bed based on act three of Jaws. Not sure whether our reaction should be shock or awwwwww! (via Neatorama)
It’s not fair that he’s Benedict Cumberbatch but also can pass as Tom Hiddleston and Alan Rickman, too!
It’s time for the new season of Epic Rap Battles of History, and this time we start off with the two biggest Busters in geekdom: Ghostbusters versus MythBusters. Can Stantz stand up to Jamie? Will Savage ravage Egon? Who do you think wins?
We’ve heard a lot of people parodying Meghan Trainor’s “All About That Bass” with Star Wars based lyrics, but Team Unicorn’s version is no doubt the hottest! (via Team Unicorn)
It would be a shame if Joss Whedon and Nathan Fillion were to pick up a pair of lightsabers and did battle, but no one were around to see it. Thankfully, their friend Brian McElhaney was there and knew that this was something that needed to be preserved forever on the pages of Facebook. (via Geek Tyrant)
Back in the day, Dracula, the Wolfman, Igor, and a bunch of other boogie men got together to…well, boogie to the Monster Mash. But what if today’s horror stars had a dance party? It wouldn’t be as groovy, that’s for sure! (via Topless Robot)
We pet owners are a strange lot sometimes. It’s not enough that we have super awesome dogs, cats, or whatever, but then we go and try to make them even more awesome by putting costumes on them…to varying effects. (via Neatorama)
Scene wipes…the Princess’ disappearing British accent…Frank Oz as Grover as Yoda…attempted cannibalism…The Sesame Street parody of Star Wars has all the things we remember nailed down! But really, CTW, did you have to spoil The Empire Strikes Back for pre-schoolers already?