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KNIGHTS OF BADASSDOM 200-Word Movie Review by He Geek

Doom metal musician Joe just got dumped by his girlfriend, so his friends kidnap him to a weekend of LARPing (Live Action Role Play, for those not in the know.) Unfortunately, wannabe wizard Eric casts a resurrection spell from a book he got from the internet and summons a deadly succubus onto the field of…

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TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES – Trailer in a Half Shell

Are you ready for Michael Bay’s next attack on of your childhood? We’ve seen the first trailer for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and…it’s really not too bad! Granted we were never the biggest devotees of TMNT, so we aren’t as offended by the tweaks in the origin story. What say you? Cowabunga or Total Bummer?

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X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST Trailer is Huge!

There is so much to take in from this latest trailer for X-Men: Days of Future Past. We see new mutants like Sunspot and Quicksilver, the future Sentinels in action, proof that Halle Berry’s role wasn’t cut from the movie, and lots and lots of action! Can Bryan Singer make us forget that X-Men 3…

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PEANUTS Coming Back to Theaters

After more than three decades, Charlie Brown, Snoopy, and the rest of the gang are coming back to movie theaters in the simply-named Peanuts. And its a totally different art style. Instead of the traditional hand-drawn cel animation, Peanuts will be CGI, although the characters do not look fully 3D, strangely enough. To me, Chuck…

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The Cutest CAPTAIN AMERICA Trailer Possible!

Chevrolet and Marvel have teamed up to bring you all the awwwwwws you can stand. The Russo brothers, directors of Captain America: The Winter Soldier, also directed this trailer featuring kids in all the adult roles, changing up the dialog to be a bit more kid appropriate.

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SIN CITY: A Trailer to Kill For

The long awaited followup to Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller’s Sin City, Sin City: A Dame to Kill For finally has a trailer. I may have never read the original comics, but the first movie was a close to the feel of a moving graphic novel as possible, and Dame looks to follow in its bloody black-and-white…

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Trailer for TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION Meets The Eye

After getting a small taste of our favorite shape-changing robots during the Super Bowl, we finally have a full trailer for Transformers: Age of Extinction. She Geek is getting excited for the return of her beloved Bumblebee and He Geek is all about the first good look at a Dinobot. We’re both excited that you…

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It’s a Unix System! I Know This!

Ok, it’s not Unix, but it is a faithful reproduction of the Jurassic Park computer system reprogrammed by Newman! Now at  Jurassic Systems you can pretend to be Samuel Jackson, demand everyone hold their butts firmly, and try to break through Nedry’s security (hint: you won’t, even with the magic word). (via Gizmodo)

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2014 Razzie Award “Winners”

Is it sad that we saw more of the nominees for the Razzies this year than we did for the Oscars? Yes. Yes it is. Worst Picture Movie 43 Worst Actor Jaden Smith - After Earth Worst Actress Tyler Perry (in drag) – A Madea Christmas Worst Supporting Actor Will Smith - After Earth Worst Supporting Actress Kim…

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Complete List of 2014 Academy Award Winners

We can’t say much about this years winners and losers, because honestly, we’ve only seen about half the films nominated. But congratulations to the winners, and next year we better see a Marvel movie up for best picture. Best Picture: “12 Years a Slave.” Actor: Matthew McConaughey, “Dallas Buyers Club.” Actress: Cate Blanchett, “Blue Jasmine.”…